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Joker is bored. Bored bored bored. It's the last day of dorm life, and I'm waiting for my ride to show up. I have surfed the hell out of the internet, and if I play one more game of solitaire, I'm sure it wouldn't be good for my health. I have no cable, and I have to stay in the room to await my ride's phone call. Bored bored bored. Here are some words that rhyme with bored. Floored, snored, cord, sword, gourd. I hate gourds. They taste bad, and they're ugly. They have those little lumps all over em, like some science experiment gone awry. Give me a nice ear of corn anytime. Speaking of it, I found some corn in my fridge when I was cleaning it, and neither watty nor I knew where it came from. We decided it was probably J. Bored Bored Bored. Okay, I'm going to go pound my drawers shut now. Bye bye.
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